So... last night me and my friends decided to go see the new Indiana Jones movie... And as you can probably tell from the title... We didn't like it too much. Spoilers ahead for those who actually care about this movie and want to surprised my the many clechéd and generally bullshitty happenings.
Well the movie began fine enough, the intro for Indie was a little....... dramatic and then the villains were so laughably comical that they were more like cartoon villains than any thing else. And about 10 mins into the movie the bullshit level starts to rise when Indie throws gunpowder into the air and it starts flying towards a supposedly magnetic box. It also seems that the Russians have no idea how to shoot guns, because they can't hit a slow running man directly in front of them. Theres also another case of the expanding whip that miraculously holds on to a rafter, it being one of its only 2 appearances in the movie. So after Indie escapes... he finds him self in a model town for a nuke test, and this is where the bullshit level skyrockets. Apparently, you can survive a nuclear blast if you hide in a fridge. You can also survive being thrown several hundred yards and crashing while hidden in said fridge with no ill effects. Then theres some talky shit, a car chase, a plane ride, the what do you know Indie is kidnapped along with his new illegitimate bastard child conveniently after they find what the bad guys need, they run into some new character that hes apparently known for 20 some years. They try to escape, but fail, then another car chase a sword fight on cars leading to a hit in the balls slapsticks moment. People get killed by ants... and that are way more badass than the villains. They find the lost temple thing... with people hidden in stone wall decorations... that bust out when people arrive... meaning they must have a lot of spare covers for the Bust-out-of-holes. Solve a puzzle, by smashing stone heads out of a wall.... find all this treasure that inevitably causes the double crossers doom. Open a locked door that could only be unlocked once... due to the poor design.. and never closed again. Crystal skull gets put back.. and now the kicker... if you didn't see it before... FUCKING ALIENS!!! I stopped liking the movie at the refrigerator part, and this is where I started loathing this film. A portal opens... generic baddies get sucked in, Indie and co escapes, double crosser gets sucked into portal, main bad guys eyes burst into flames, temple crumbles revealing a flying saucer.................. Then Indie marries the mother of his illegitimate bastard child. The end.
0.25/5 Stars, I miss my money... and I miss the 2 hours I lost... If you liked this movie... you have a terrible taste in movie
For some... odd reason, I can't upload stuff... So I had to use another computer to upload my latest vid. Effectively ending my 3 month hiatus. And... I can't update my YouTube channel... because of some "Authorization Error". Finally on the list of annoyances... Why the hell is the Alliance suddenly winning EVERY AB GAME!?!?!!?!
Anywho....... New vid :D Nothing great but whatever...
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